Early drafts skimmed past Sam’s post‑fight hotel meltdown. This bonus zooms in on the wrist‑throbbing, doom‑scrolling hours I almost cut.
—Keith
“I Shoulda Said…” Mad‑Libs (Win the Argument!)
Plug in 3 nouns, 3 verbs, and 1 swear.
Hit Generate to see Sam’s fantasy clap‑back to Kyoko →